First there was Aristotle, Shakespeare, Marx, Roosevelt...then there was THE DBT..

Some genius quotes from the DBT...

“Excuse me gentlemen, I thought that was my cock.”
-Mae y Cacique

“Yo, it’s got ‘quitable’ legs.”
-Stink

“But honestly, you know who’s better than Messi and Ronaldo? Bala.”
-Guebon

“I love fucking you guys.”
-Cacique

“Dude, you could’ve thrown a waffle further.”
-Cacique to Stink
"I’m gonna research a bit on Tittyair breast cancer awareness wristbands."
-Mae
“Suck my donkey dick u little bitches.”
-Feroz
“Bala would see a gringa in the stands and immediately leave the pitch.”
Cacique
“Man, when u think about it, it’s horrible to compare a NBA player to a European footballer. ‘Oh my next games are in Milan then Paris.’ ‘My next games are in….…Memphis then Oklahoma City.’”
-Cacique

“Estoy borracho!!”
-Bicho (yelling at the top of his lungs on a boat….at 8:32am)


“I think I just got excommunicated from Chiletown.”
-Guebon

“Yo, is that a seven iron?”
-Stink

“She’s excitable, she’s excitable, she’s excitable.”
-Rucksben

“Man, that disc is really correring.”
-Cacique

“That’s not gay, is it?”
-Cacique and Guebon

“I slept at fucking Bullhouse!”
-Mae (riding his bike to work in the same clothes as the day before while Guebon passes him in a Taxi. At 10am)

“Ok, if Los Angeles wins you can stand up on the bar and piss on me. But if Denver wins, I get to piss in a cup and throw it at you.”
-Cacique to Feroz

“Who would win in a game of chess – me or Sir Alex Ferguson?”
-Cacique to CentralAmerica

Cacique: “Yo, I just got done emailing a bunch of bars 300 meters from my house.”
Guebon: “Why would you do that?”
Cacique: “Just to let them know them know I’m coming.”
Guebon: “Ah, that’s cool.”

Guebon: “Man, and that was such a good picture of all of us at the end of night too!”
Cacique: “oh you’re talking about the pic with his penis out and in middle of it?”
Guebon: “yes”
Central America: “hahaha”

“Holy fuck. Who is this Paul guy? Chained up for years?”
-Central America (while Guebon talks about the boxer -dog- at the office)

“Dude, that’s bad energy.”
-Mayor

“I don’t think they have SAT’s in England.”
-Mae

“Man, I seriously think someone broke into their house.”
Bala to Guebon

“Buuut, if I ween…”
Feroz live on camera.

“No but seriously, I could play in the MLS huh?”
Bala to DBT

And it begins...

Well, it finally happened. The DBT has gone global. Inevitable. We’re so happy and proud of ourselves, our accomplishments, our goals that have been fulfilled and scored and we wish to share it all with you.

We will start with a brief, yet detailed, description of our operation.

We are DBT – Dudes Bien Tuanis. “Tuanis”? It’s Tico for “the shit” pretty much. And we don’t say that with arrogance. Confidence, yes, but it’s more of a description – and it just sounds great. Try it. Que tuanis, mop! DBT is made up of Mae, Stink, Guebon, The Mayor, Bicho Rico, Cacique, Don Feroz, CentralAmerica, Rucksben & Paul (r.i.p. mop). All incredibly guapo and feroshis.

In a nutshell, we are a group of maes from all over the world that just happened to meet in Bagaces, Guanacaste, Costa Rica. We all live and work here and soon everyone will move on always with the intention of returning and carrying with us, in our hearts, our love and respect for our home away from home. We all share similar interests such as fiestas, cervezas, guarro, muchachas, la creepe, traveling, free stylin, the ocean, digital dates if need be, sports, shit talking, doing everything that’s tuanis and getting our creep on. Between us, from the beginning, there have been so many really great ideas/visions/opinions that us, as individuals, had/have that we needed to collectively join forces and share them with the world. (starting in Bagaces). In conclusion, we just had to let everyone know that a small pueblo in CR just gave birth to a handsome element of excellence known as the DBT.

No, seriously. An element. Ask yourself, “when exactly was the last time you looked at the Periodic Table of Elements?” Exactly. Look…

So, we do many things. And we do them well. The following is a short list of things, or “marvels”, if u will, that we’ve completed or our in the process of creating. And let it be known, that we’ve done all these things taking our fans in consideration…well, second. We’re first cuz it’s ours and beyond awesome. But awesome enough for outsiders that we wish to share it and invite everyone to join us in pure, fashionable harmony.

You must understand we are somewhat of a production organization. Films, music, parties, inventions, quotes and excellence. We produce all of these things. And well.

The Bagaces Disc Club (BDC) –

The first ever disc golf course in Costa Rica. We designed it, built every component and play it on a very regular basis. We have a league night on Wednesdays followed by dos por uno cervezas at Katia’s. Those who have never seen the sport in their life, have a wonderful time paying attention to us while we describe the awesomeness of it verbally and physically. BDC, come play.

We also hope to complete the BDC movie by mid summer. An original dramatic-action-adventure-comedy starring solo estrallas de Bagaces. Filmed, edited, directed, cast, wardrobe, soundtrack, awesomeness by the DBT. It’s a DBT production. In the meantime, you can check out our first short film about our course entitled, Just Another Day at the Bagaces Disc Club on YouTubez.

The Bagaces Skate Park (BSP) –

A nice set up for us to use and share with anyone and everyone in town. It’s located on the BDC. Homemade and tuanis as fuck.

The business plan for TittyAir. Topless flights, all business class and at decent rates. The logo is the bomb too. All our profits are donated to Breast Cancer Awareness programs around the world. Genius, isn’t it? Naturally.

The first track off of The DBT Presents: The Bagaces Sessions will be unveiled this summer. We really shouldn’t give away this secret, but what the hell. Yeah, it’s a straight up free-stylin phenomenon featuring Mae, Guebon, Cacique, Stink and of course the Tuanitas. Shit’s dope. We’ll tell u that right now. Maybe too dope…but you’ll be able to decide for yourself this summer. iTunes, bitches. Best 99 cents you’ll ever spend.

A tasty taste of the hook, damas y caballeros?

“Si tu eres un mop, y te gustas hip-hop,

Escupimos fuego y esta vara’s muy hot.

So dudes listen it up, cuz it’s real what we got.

No one said to start so there’s no need to stop.”

Yeah exactly. Say it with us, “Que tuanis, mop….”

And the fiesta of the year so far, presented by guess who…

We miss you Mae. Catch u on the flip-side, mop. Que viajas con suerte y con cuidado…pero no tanto. And spread that feroshisness all over the place. Palabra.

Ok…So there’s a lot more. Considering this is our first post, we don’t want to give everything away. We haven’t even began to talk about our fiestas and the stories that come a long with it. Oh…and man you’ll lose your mind when u hear about our travel experiences.

This blog has one goal. To let the world know about the DBT and what we’re doing as the newest sensation on earth. We’ll leave you in awe, disgust, suspense and sometimes in tears that you’ll always come back for more. Even when some of us part ways, we will still be spreading the word and the haps on every dude that is tuanis. Pura Vida.