First there was Aristotle, Shakespeare, Marx, Roosevelt...then there was THE DBT..

Some genius quotes from the DBT...

“Excuse me gentlemen, I thought that was my cock.”
-Mae y Cacique

“Yo, it’s got ‘quitable’ legs.”
-Stink

“But honestly, you know who’s better than Messi and Ronaldo? Bala.”
-Guebon

“I love fucking you guys.”
-Cacique

“Dude, you could’ve thrown a waffle further.”
-Cacique to Stink
"I’m gonna research a bit on Tittyair breast cancer awareness wristbands."
-Mae
“Suck my donkey dick u little bitches.”
-Feroz
“Bala would see a gringa in the stands and immediately leave the pitch.”
Cacique
“Man, when u think about it, it’s horrible to compare a NBA player to a European footballer. ‘Oh my next games are in Milan then Paris.’ ‘My next games are in….…Memphis then Oklahoma City.’”
-Cacique

“Estoy borracho!!”
-Bicho (yelling at the top of his lungs on a boat….at 8:32am)


“I think I just got excommunicated from Chiletown.”
-Guebon

“Yo, is that a seven iron?”
-Stink

“She’s excitable, she’s excitable, she’s excitable.”
-Rucksben

“Man, that disc is really correring.”
-Cacique

“That’s not gay, is it?”
-Cacique and Guebon

“I slept at fucking Bullhouse!”
-Mae (riding his bike to work in the same clothes as the day before while Guebon passes him in a Taxi. At 10am)

“Ok, if Los Angeles wins you can stand up on the bar and piss on me. But if Denver wins, I get to piss in a cup and throw it at you.”
-Cacique to Feroz

“Who would win in a game of chess – me or Sir Alex Ferguson?”
-Cacique to CentralAmerica

Cacique: “Yo, I just got done emailing a bunch of bars 300 meters from my house.”
Guebon: “Why would you do that?”
Cacique: “Just to let them know them know I’m coming.”
Guebon: “Ah, that’s cool.”

Guebon: “Man, and that was such a good picture of all of us at the end of night too!”
Cacique: “oh you’re talking about the pic with his penis out and in middle of it?”
Guebon: “yes”
Central America: “hahaha”

“Holy fuck. Who is this Paul guy? Chained up for years?”
-Central America (while Guebon talks about the boxer -dog- at the office)

“Dude, that’s bad energy.”
-Mayor

“I don’t think they have SAT’s in England.”
-Mae

“Man, I seriously think someone broke into their house.”
Bala to Guebon

“Buuut, if I ween…”
Feroz live on camera.

“No but seriously, I could play in the MLS huh?”
Bala to DBT